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The responsibility grenade.

Dick Turpin - Tue, 31/03/2015 - 11:30
That moment when you dig out a maintenance contract and find it was last updated in 2000!

Me: "Remind me again who is responsible for reviewing contracts?"
A-another: "Well it's not my customer!"
Me: "That's an interesting concept, I was under the impression customers are everyone's responsibility?"

Automated twitter compilation up to 29 March 2015

David Goodwin - Sun, 29/03/2015 - 06:00

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 29 March 2015

  • RT L’hom√©opathie : pas d’effets secondaire, pas d’interaction m√©dicamenteuse, pas d’effet du tout. Du sucre.


  • Bromsgrove hockey men’s 3xi 4-1 vs Old Wolves. Great win. Good end to the season – 2nd in league . (Cc @BromsgroveHC ) Wolverhampton, England 2015/03/28
  • RT An excellent 5-minute account of what it means to indoctrinate a child into a religion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ntZWjPthC4 2015/03/27

  • Glusterfs seems easy to setup. Seems to take ages to copy ~/src into it though. 2015/03/27
  • Why isn’t there a WiFi cloud where an access point is in every lamp post. ? Bromsgrove, England 2015/03/27
  • RT Huge thanks to @BromsgroveTable for their hard work renovating our pool. New shelter now complete. Thank U


  • RT NERDS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK discovered by a single mom. 2015/03/27
  • RT Objectively, this is the single greatest comic book panel ever (H/T @GailSimone):


  • Last hockey training of the year coming up … Bromsgrove, England 2015/03/26
  • RT Dogs in the office: OK. Dogs in the data center: Never again. 2015/03/26
  • RT Your communication is poor @sonyxperia. Please give us a timeline for the Xperia Z3 Lollipop rollout. I’m tired of checking every day. Thnx. 2015/03/23
  • RT Jaguar Land Rover now supports more jobs than the populations of Cambridge, Bath and Lichfield combined #brumfacts


  • RT One more day to go before our #phpwarks meet up with @akrabat! Still tickets available: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/php-warwickshire-meet-up-2-with-rob-allen-akrabat-tickets-15866097926 2015/03/25
  • RT # /etc/init.d/daemon stop


  • RT Cheesy pickup line.


  • RT I was in a cafe and needed to fart. The music was loud so I timed them to the beat of the music. Then I realised I was listening to my ipod. 2015/03/21
  • RT Lee Kuan Yew’s Singapore: An astonishing record econ.st/1bmHA6L


  • RT A customer walks into a bar. He asks for a beer made out of wine. The project manager agrees. Both question the bartender’s competence. 2015/03/22
  • RT Have you ever used floppy disks? #3d #floppy #disk #coding #humour #javascript #html5 #java #old #technology


  • RT Dad, how do I talk to girls?


Pete the bastard

Dick Turpin - Thu, 26/03/2015 - 13:14
Had a phone call form a guy trying to sell to us.

Caller: "Hi, can I speak to xyz please regarding our fantastic whizzo solution?"
Me: "I'm afraid he's out for the day but maybe I can help you?"
Caller: "Oh, can I ask who I'm speaking to?"
Me: "No."
Caller: "No?"
Me: "No"

That wasn't on your crib sheet was it? :-D
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