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Just some personal ravings about "Life, the universe and everything"
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Lottery win

Sun, 01/03/2015 - 15:54
Hannah: "Hey dad I won £20 on the Lotto!"
Monique: "I won £10"
Me: "I didn't win anything with my two tickets but hey I won the lottery of life with my beautiful wife and two beautiful daughters."
Wife: "Your dad's after something"

O_o

Shrug.

Wed, 25/02/2015 - 16:08
Customer: "Pete, why has the hard drive failed?"
Me: "I have no idea, I know lets ask Cortana"

Keywords: 'Plane' and 'Head' :-(


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