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This is why you're miserable.

Thu, 18/09/2014 - 11:43
My journey into work this morning.

  1. Trapped in my cul-de-sac behind a refuse cart with a broken bin emptier thingy.
  2. Had to reverse back for a neighbour after the refuse truck moved which meant I missed the traffic lights so had to wait some more.
  3. Stuck behind a 187 year old woman doing 15 mile an hour.
  4. Woman at the filling station who had clearly robbed every child's piggy bank to pay for her fuel.
  5. Stuck behind a cyclist listening to his iPod and weaving all over the road so you cant get past.
  6. Stopped a woman from pulling across the front of me on a roundabout who was in the wrong lane.

Are you working?

Tue, 16/09/2014 - 16:25
Saw the funniest thing the other day.

A persons hard drive had failed so their machine was taken away so it could be looked at. Twenty minutes later that person fell for the old "Quick here comes a manager, look busy!" routine and waggled their mouse to bring the non-existent PC to life. Bwahahahaha


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