Monique: "I won £10"
Me: "I didn't win anything with my two tickets but hey I won the lottery of life with my beautiful wife and two beautiful daughters."
Wife: "Your dad's after something"
Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 01 March 2015
- RT Is this planet blue and white, brown and green, or on the brink of total catastrophe?
RT What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I’m giving these two a lift. 2015/02/28
- RT I am in tune with women, I believe in equality of the sexes. Of course, us boys are slightly more equal when it comes to the difficult stuff 2015/02/28
- RT Purchased a movie on iTunes… but since DRM makes it impossible to play on my TV via Roku, also downloaded it from TPB. #travesty 2015/02/26
RT @Ingotian Ex British raw bench press champ writes #physics book on @amazon.
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- RT The API says to post with a single parameter containing a url encoded XML document. @mgdm suggests using application/x-wtf content type 2015/02/28
- RT The 2 states of every programmer
- RT Life on Titan. “Ours is the first concrete blueprint of life not as we know it.” www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2015-02/cu-la022715.php 2015/02/28
- Bromsgrove hockey 3xi men’s 4:0 vs kings Heath. Great win. (Cc @BromsgroveHC ) Hollywood, England 2015/02/28
- RT @TheGingerDog We really wanted to draw this super VW minivan. And that’s why this totally off topic final twist came. Illustrator rulez… 2015/02/27
- RT If programming languages were cabs. (corrected) www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/02/27/if-languages-were-cabs/
- RT Don’t smoke. I did. Wish I never had. LLAP 2015/01/11
- RT ftalphaville.ft.com/2015/02/27/2120422/meet-the-man-who-could-own-aviva-france/ – amazing article about a bad insurance contract that gives its beneficiaries free money, forever (via @alexhern) 2015/02/27
- RT Sorry to hear about @JohnPinner‘s passing. The @europython people wrote a lovely farewell – www.europython-society.org/post/112170449285/farewell-to-john-pinner 2015/02/27
- RT #HTTP2 will soon be published as an RFC by @IETF. Read how we plan to support HTTP/2: bit.ly/18mv9Xc #nginx #webperf 2015/02/25
- RT A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP 2015/02/23
- Poor and inaccurate wording on the school news letter.
- RT & how will Labour raid pensions to pay for student fee cut? www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31656670 2015/02/27
- RT Does @Ed_Miliband student fee cut disproportionately help tomorrow’s Goldman Sachs bankers? www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31656670 2015/02/27
- RT Want to help make PHP7 a success? Help that by getting extensions updated: gophp7.org/gophp7-ext/ 2015/02/26
- RT John Pinner leaves us. With good memories of sharing a beer, a story, of introducing Python to more people. 2015/02/26
- RT John Pinner put an enormous amount of effort into the UK’s Python and open source communities. I hope we can all carry on his good work. 2015/02/26
- RT A simple guide to washing machine symbols
- RT When I’m empty, take off my top then put me in your green bin! My top goes in your grey bin. ow.ly/IWvIf
- RT Just heard the sad news about John Pinner passing away. One of the nicest and greatest human beings I have ever met. RIP John. #python 2015/02/26
- RT LAFABLE – Large Agile Framework Appropriate for Big, Lumbering Enterprises buff.ly/1A28jth #AprilFools should repeatedly 2015/02/26
- RT Stories of the past and future @xkcd bit.ly/1LD5qWG You have to mentally squint to get it
- RT I don’t need fimem men can do things women can’t!! like lift heavy things, change lightbulbs, keep themselves in power for hundreds of years 2015/02/05
- RT I don’t need femims women can’t be leaders what if they get periods?? They might start a war over a bad reason! a thing men have never done 2015/02/09
- RT I used to dream of a world where everyone would install GPG. Now I dream of a world where I can uninstall it: www.thoughtcrime.org/blog/gpg-and-me/ 2015/02/24
- RT #php improved in the last years thanks to the VERY HARD work of @ircmaxell, @nikita_ppv, @AndreaFaulds and a few others. THANK YOU VERY MUCH 2015/02/23
- RT s/java/php7/g –> ship it! #justsaying :p 2015/02/24
- RT This is not a fair game.
- RT Not hearing someone for the third time, so just laughing and hoping for the best 2015/02/24
- RT so true @timoreilly — forget the damn piano. Learn to love the music, and whatever else comes, will come naturally. 2015/02/24
- RT .@timoreilly: ‘everyone should learn to code is like kids subjected to piano lessons…a lot came out hating music’ www.linuxvoice.com/interview-tim-oreilly/ 2015/02/24
- Want to switch electric/gas supplier? Join @OVOEnergy by following https://mention-me.com/m/tw/rmq-david-goodwin-3 – and we both get a £20 gift certificate 2015/02/24
- RT Does anyone reading this know anything about Cassandra because maybe you can fix this… 2015/02/21
- RT CTO’s ex-wife canceled the credit card our AWS account was on. 2015/02/20
- RT Currently browsing StackOverflow with the text from the error we’re seeing. 2015/02/20
- RT America condensed into a single tweet.
RT “@IL0VEthe80s: Kids these days won’t know what this is. Rt if you know what it is. “
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Me: "I have no idea, I know lets ask Cortana"
Keywords: 'Plane' and 'Head' :-(