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Lottery win

Dick Turpin - Sun, 01/03/2015 - 15:54
Hannah: "Hey dad I won £20 on the Lotto!"
Monique: "I won £10"
Me: "I didn't win anything with my two tickets but hey I won the lottery of life with my beautiful wife and two beautiful daughters."
Wife: "Your dad's after something"


Automated twitter compilation up to 01 March 2015

David Goodwin - Sun, 01/03/2015 - 06:00

Arbitrary tweets made by TheGingerDog up to 01 March 2015


Dick Turpin - Wed, 25/02/2015 - 16:08
Customer: "Pete, why has the hard drive failed?"
Me: "I have no idea, I know lets ask Cortana"

Keywords: 'Plane' and 'Head' :-(

Who's the boss?

Dick Turpin - Mon, 23/02/2015 - 11:29
It's the wife's birthday next month.

Wife: "Yes your dad's off that week."
Daughter: "But you don't want to be doing DIY on your birthday?"
Wife: "I'm not but you're dad is!"

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